hey... wow it's been forever since i've updated!! ha well for those of you who don't know, i no longer live in pascagoula anymore. i now live in the small boring town of wiggins, mississippi.  it sucks but there's nothing i can do about it. so everyone better still remember me when i'm gone and come visit me etc. well leave me comments.... i think i'm gonna make a my space hehe. love ya'll!!!!  bye for now!

*kerianne*

ps. also i'm single again and have been since january cause i decided to date a jerk. haha

hey everyone! i hope ya'll had a great christmas! i know i did! haha it was the best one i've had... and it wasn't cause of the presents i got, it's cause of who i was with. hehe i really don't have anything to talk about except that i'm really retarded. only certain people know what i'm talking about. but has anyone had the opportunity to do something and at the very last second you changed your mind but you really regretted it after? i have.... last night. but i'm not gonna talk about it cause it'll make me mad at myself. haha today was ashton's 15th birthday!!!!! happy birthday!!!!! lol  well i'm gonna go, but leave me comments! i love ya'll!!!!

~kerianne~

hey everyone!!! only 2 more days till christmas! i'm so excited!!! hehe i hope everyone has a fantastic christmas! i'm in such a good mood!!!! ah!!! well leave me comments! i love ya'll!!!!!  here are some more cute jokes etc.

Intelligent Quotes
	Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever," -- Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest. "Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff," -- Mariah Carey "Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life," -- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign. "I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body," -- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward. "Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country," -- Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC. "I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president," -- Hillary Clinton commenting on the release of subpoenaed documents. "That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it," -- A congressional candidate in Texas. "I don't feel we did wrong in taking this great country away from them. There were great numbers of people who needed new land, and the Indians were selfishly trying to keep it for themselves." -- John Wayne "Half this game is ninety percent mental." -- Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark "It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it." -- Al Gore, Vice President "I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix." -- Dan Quayle " It's no exaggeration to say that the undecided could go one way or another" -- George Bush, US President "We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?" -- Lee Iacocca "I was provided with additional input that was radically different from the truth. I assisted in furthering that version," -- Colonel Oliver North, from his Iran-Contra testimony. "The word 'genius' isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein," -- Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback & sports analyst. "We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people." -- Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instructor. "If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." -- Bill Clinton, President "We are ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur." -- Al Gore, VP "Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas." -- Keppel Enderbery "Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances." -- Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina "If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And the next morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record." -- Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman “If we let the loggers go in and cut down all the trees we wouldn’t have a problem with forest fires.” – George Bush   Christmas Songs for Shrinks     Schizophrenia: Do You Hear What I Hear? Multiple Personality: We Three Queens Disoriented Are. Narcissism: Hark! The Herald Angels Sing About Me! Dementia: I Think I'll Be Home for Christmas. Paranoia: Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me. Mania: Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town. Depression: Silent Anhedonia, Holy Anhedonia, All is Flat, All is Lonely. Personality Disorder: You Better Watch Out, I'm Going to Cry, I'm Going to Pout, then maybe I'll tell you why! Obsessive Compulsive: Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell Swing, Jingle Bell Swing, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell Swing, Jingle Bell Swing, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell Rock Suicidal: Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire Passive Aggressive: On the First Day of Christmas My True Love Gave to Me (then took away). enjoy!!!!  ~kerianne~

hey hey hey!!!  well school was very boring today.... like usual. we watched some boring movie in world history. don't ask me what it was about cause i wasn't watching it. haha then in algebra 2 we watched another retarded video.... about math. lol it was boring too. the rest of my day was pretty good though. if we could just go to school to socialize and see our friends, etc, it would've been a good day. haha well sara's wake's tonight at 6. so our church isn't having a service or anything since most people are going to the wake. i was invited to go to ingall's avenue, but i don't know if i'll be home in time. o well and i also need to go to walmart cause we're having a party tomorrow in 1st block so i need to go get my stuff for that. isn't my life so exciting?! haha i'm so funny. i should be a comedian jk has anyone ever been in love?! haha jk! i'm in a random mood today. i wonder if i can find any jokes to put on here.......

this one's cute....

Four guys are drinking in a bar, bragging about their sons.
"My son," the first one says, "started out washing cars at dealership, but now owns the dealership and just gave one of his friends four new cars of his choice!"

"My son," said the second, "started out serving lunch in a real estate office, but now owns the real estate office and just gave one of his friends a new mansion!"

"My son," said the third, "started out sweeping the floors at the Stock Exchange, but now practically owns the Stock Exchange and just gave one of his friends a $1,000,000 in stock."

"Well," the fourth guy said, "my son's turned out to be a bit of a disappointment. He's a gay hairdresser and he has SEVERAL boyfriends. On the plus side, between them, they gave him four cars, a mansion, and a million dollars in stock for his birthday."

well i gotta go for now! leave me comments please! ha love ya'll!

~kerianne~

hey! omg how long has it been since i've updated?! lol well how has everyone been? i've been just peachy. and just for anyone who doesn't know yet..... yes, i have a boyfriend now. haha he's great. ha and he's a christian so woo!!! lol           but on to sadder news...... one of my friend's mom and older sister were in a very bad car wreck last friday. the sister didn't make it ( she was only 19 ) and the mom is in critical condition at the hospital. please keep karen holifield in your prayers. her dad passed away a couple of years before and her mom is all she has left.         i need everyone to text me or something and give me their numbers again cause my stupid phone died and i had to get a new one. so i lost all of my numbers. thanks! hehe and i'll talk to everyone later!!!

~kerianne~